Don’t fuck with boys who:


* are mean to their mothers
* are against feminism
* only want you for your body
* will/are leading you on
* think you owe them something
* think they are entitled to your body

(Source: war-allthetime)


Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)


Kids, I walked in on a lot of crazy stuff at the old apartment over the years. 


I just want your lips against mine and your hand on my butt.

(Source: ughjosh)


things that are way harder than they should be:

  • spreading cold butter on soft bread
  • getting a good education
  • sacrificing a child for the glory of our lord satan in public
  • loving whoever you want
  • getting asked to go on a date i mean seriously damn

(Source: twerch)


if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence